The Funniest Popsicle Stick Jokes Ever

Jack Napier

Updated July 14, 2021 132.0K views 15 items

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Vote up the jokes that make you less sad that your Popsicle is now gone.

If you're like me, then you love a silly pun. And what better place to find funny jokes than on popsicle sticks? I know I've made my fair share of trips to the super market just to buy some in hopes of discovering a new joke. Popsicle stick jokes are sure to make you laugh, all while you're enjoying a delicious treat. These are the absolute best popsicle jokes out there. One might even say that is the definitive collection of popsicle stick jokes. Looking for a great laugh? You've come to the right place.

1
What Did The Hot Dog Say After The Race?
I'm the wiener.
535 votes
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2
How Did The Telephone Propose To His Girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
394 votes
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3
What Can You Steal And Not Get In Trouble?
2nd Base.
208 votes
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4
How Does A Computer Catch Fish?
With its internet.
166 votes
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5
How Many Apples Grow On A Tree?
All of them.
229 votes
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6
What's The Best Side Of The House To Put The Porch On?
The outside.
212 votes
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What Did The Hot Dog Say After The Race?

How Did The Telephone Propose To His Girlfriend?

What Can You Steal And Not Get In Trouble?

How Does A Computer Catch Fish?

How Many Apples Grow On A Tree?

What's The Best Side Of The House To Put The Porch On?