Angels with Filthy Souls is a classic tale of betrayal featuring a power struggle between local mob bosses Johnny and Acey. Angels with Filthy Souls throws out noir era mobster dialogue and slings out enough brutal violence to scare a 9-year-old, a pizza delivery guy, and the fierce twosome known only as the Sticky Bandits.
Do you wish this was real?Kevin Smith has his moments (Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma). Although in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, the New Jersey auteur teases a sequel to Good Will Hunting that makes us wonder if he's a secret comedic genius.
Do you wish this was real?- Tropic Thunder squeezed every drop of comedy out of the fake movie trope that it could, and that included fake trailers. Our favorite is Satan's Alley, a film starring Downey Jr.'s Kirk Lazarus and Tobey Maguire as a pair of gay monks in a 12th-century Irish monastery.Do you wish this was real?
- You know you would pay all the money in the world to see Arnold Schwarzenegger clumsily dish out Shakespearean quips while he blows up a castle or two. Thank goodness for the underloved Last Action Hero for staging the best scenes for us.Do you wish this was real?
More often than not, Christmas movies are a joke. If there were more seasonally-appropriate films the Roger Moore action-rescue flick within Scrooged, audiences might just be more inclined to deck the halls.
Do you wish this was real?Our favorite of the fake trailers from Grindhouse (although the wonderfully named Nic Cage non-movie Werewolf Women of the SS is a close second), Don't was produced in the style of classic '70s Hammer Horror films.
Edgar Wright, the director of Don't (along with Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and every other reference-heavy movie in the last 10 years) scratched the film with steel wool and dragged it across a parking lot to give it the look of a neglected, long-forgotten film. Why couldn't they have made Don't instead of Machete Kills?
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