Believe it or not, competitive eating is a surprisingly popular sport complete with big-time coverage and its own major league. Disputes over sponsorships within the sport have even caused controversy (as was the case when hot dog eating contest champion, Joey Chestnut, got in a dispute with Nathan's Hot Dogs and Major League Eating). So with competitive eating being such a big deal it's worth considering the question: which eating contest would you totally win?
Classic options for competitive eating contests include basic foods like hot dogs, pizza, and burgers, but there are also a host of events for foods that might not spring to mind at first, like banana pudding and oysters. No matter which option you choose, hitting a number like Joey Chestnut's 2021 record for eating 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes is going to be quite the challenge.
When considering your hypothetical foray into an eating event there are multiple different factors at play, like how much you enjoy the specific food and how easy it is for you to eat it in the first place (you can obviously eat an oyster faster than a slice of pizza, for example). So consider your options wisely, cast your votes, and let your food-based opinions be known.